Bathroom checker jobs can improve quality of life.

Many say that Republicans create jobs.   And in the new job creation program is a new job called bathroom checker of children's genitals.   In fact, some prominent Republicans, even state governors, have volunteered to do this job as a public service.   

In this new job role, the bathroom checker, will take a peek down there before any kid pees or poos to make sure the genitals match those on the birth certificate.   This will also require parents to provide an extra certified copy of their child's birth certificate, but as we know parent's have lots of free time and well this is about freedom y'all.   

One conservative politician who volunteered said "It will be my pleasure to watch the children.   I haven't been so excited and up for anything like this in awhile".   

Another anon transphobe admitted, without a job like this life has been tough.   They have had to live in a closet in their parents' basement.   The job could not only prove pleasurable to them but will help them improve their quality of life.   

"I need to get out of this closet!" says the anon transphobe.  

We also spoke to another transphobe who told us "Look it is all about family values.  I know all about them.   I've been divorced twice and have an out of wedlock kid I didn't bother to see until they were grown" says transphobe number 2.   

Freedom, Job Creation.   That is what this truly is about!   

Study shows wearing clothes isn't good for you. End the clothes mandate.

"It is time to stop requiring people to wear clothes" says a toddler who wishes to remain anon.   

The toddler also states "It is ridiculous I have to wear these leg, arm, and feet diapers".   

According to studies, clothes restrict us from freely peeing and pooping which is not only a natural source of fertilizer, but it helps prevent immunity debt.    We need poop and pee in our environment to protect us from germs.    

The toddler says boobs and breastmilk are a source of happiness.    And the toddler went on to say "shirts restrict this".    

And many find clothes uncomfortable.   Not to mention in our busy lives who has time to wash so much clothing.   Washing all these clothes is stressful for so many families, not to mention expensive.   

Studies also site clothing related injuries.   Blisters from shoes.   Chaffing from shirts.   Injury from getting a pebble stuck in your sock and shoe.   And don't forget items of clothing being caught on things.   

But even more concerning, studies show that clothes are restricting our kid's full development.   Shoes can cause children to not use their feet properly.   Other types of clothes may restrict children's movement or how they are able to play.   

It is time to end the clothes mandate!   

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