Saturday, April 1, 2023

Bathroom checker jobs can improve quality of life.

Many say that Republicans create jobs.   And in the new job creation program is a new job called bathroom checker of children's genitals.   In fact, some prominent Republicans, even state governors, have volunteered to do this job as a public service.   

In this new job role, the bathroom checker, will take a peek down there before any kid pees or poos to make sure the genitals match those on the birth certificate.   This will also require parents to provide an extra certified copy of their child's birth certificate, but as we know parent's have lots of free time and well this is about freedom y'all.   

One conservative politician who volunteered said "It will be my pleasure to watch the children.   I haven't been so excited and up for anything like this in awhile".   

Another anon transphobe admitted, without a job like this life has been tough.   They have had to live in a closet in their parents' basement.   The job could not only prove pleasurable to them but will help them improve their quality of life.   

"I need to get out of this closet!" says the anon transphobe.  

We also spoke to another transphobe who told us "Look it is all about family values.  I know all about them.   I've been divorced twice and have an out of wedlock kid I didn't bother to see until they were grown" says transphobe number 2.   

Freedom, Job Creation.   That is what this truly is about!   

Study shows wearing clothes isn't good for you. End the clothes mandate.

"It is time to stop requiring people to wear clothes" says a toddler who wishes to remain anon.   

The toddler also states "It is ridiculous I have to wear these leg, arm, and feet diapers".   

According to studies, clothes restrict us from freely peeing and pooping which is not only a natural source of fertilizer, but it helps prevent immunity debt.    We need poop and pee in our environment to protect us from germs.    

The toddler says boobs and breastmilk are a source of happiness.    And the toddler went on to say "shirts restrict this".    

And many find clothes uncomfortable.   Not to mention in our busy lives who has time to wash so much clothing.   Washing all these clothes is stressful for so many families, not to mention expensive.   

Studies also site clothing related injuries.   Blisters from shoes.   Chaffing from shirts.   Injury from getting a pebble stuck in your sock and shoe.   And don't forget items of clothing being caught on things.   

But even more concerning, studies show that clothes are restricting our kid's full development.   Shoes can cause children to not use their feet properly.   Other types of clothes may restrict children's movement or how they are able to play.   

It is time to end the clothes mandate!   

Happy April Fools' Day!   What isn't a joke is that to make sure I can keep doing my advocacy work long term (and more of it), I really could use to increase my book sales.   You can buy my books at  Amazon.com: Rachelle Kaufman: books, biography, latest update.


Sunday, February 12, 2023

Shouldn't the anti-mask trolls be out enjoying their best life? Why are they here on social media?

 I know I've asked this jokingly.   But if you want to know the psychology behind this there is an actual answer.   

Here is the problem.   The anti-mask trolls are narcissists and narcissists need supply.   And that supply is drying up in the real world.   

Yes, they bullied most of the population and the government out of commonsense public safety health measures, but that created a new problem for them.   A lack of in person people to bully.    Because so many caved to peer pressure to stop masking and so many others opted to protect their health by avoiding indoor spaces (staying home from events, ordering online, etc).    

And now with the majority out in public unmasked they don't know who to pick on.   With the nice maskers now preferring to stay home more there is a higher chance the person they pick on will be another bully.   Picking on a random person has become more of a gamble.   

But they still went out for their fix.   After all there are low paid in person works to bully.   Except when the anti-mask trolls got to their destination, they found two things.   

One: These workers have now become irreplaceable because thanks to lack of COVID measures there aren't enough people willing to work bad jobs for low wages. So, basically the workers don't care if they are unhappy and complain.     

Two: Due to the difficulty in getting low paid workers, the worker they hoped to bully had been replaced by a machine.   Congrats the checker they used to bully is now themselves!   The self-checkout can really care less if you yell at it.   Nor can you get it fired.   

So, back to the internet they went looking for victims to get their supply fix.   And this is where I give you advice-don't feed the trolls.   Report them, block them, print screen and send it to their employers, but truly do not be their supply.   

  About the author: Rachelle Kaufman is an author who would rather not have long term damage from COVID.   She prefers nature, gardening and her COVID careful friends and family to hanging out in public among anti-mask bullies.   For more info on her books please visit Amazon.com: Rachelle Kaufman: Books, Biography, Blog, Audiobooks, Kindle 

Friday, February 3, 2023

 I originally posted this to my Facebook page and decided to post this here too.   In large part because I felt like my similar post was meaningful to so many and hearing that I wasn't alone was really helpful to both me and others:   

I'm guessing some people have been wondering about my absence from a certain synagogue. The reality is I haven't gone somewhere else, I've just become completely non-religious. If I am being completely honest, the reason for this is the immense pain I've felt from being excluded over the last half year plus.


This weekend is a perfect example of why this is. A weekend to celebrate "inclusion" while so many have been excluded due to either being disabled or disadvantaged; or even just choosing to not take the risk on becoming one of these by contracting COVID.

"Inclusion Shabbat" is being followed up by having a celebration/processing ceremony in regards to the pandemic. A celebration that originally referred to the pandemic as being over before the wording was quietly changed, but still reflects that a raging pandemic is in the past.

A ceremony that is being called "stepping back in". Yet, so many were never able to step back in. And yet there were those of us who stepped back in, only to have to step back out as restrictions were eliminated with the only safe option being to sit behind a computer screen and watch everyone else gather. The pain of this which for me personally has pushed me far away from religion. At a synagogue that has tons of money and resources and could have provided for everybody. And this was pretty much never acknowledged by anybody except the others who have been excluded.

Let me tell you something from the perspective of those who aren't so privileged. 1. We can't process the "trauma" because ours is ongoing and we are just trying to survive. You can't process when you are in survival mode. 2. If you truly think being bored at home for a few months was "trauma" then perhaps you should consider what life is like for those who have now been stuck at home for years because people won't do the simplest and smallest things like wearing a mask.

So, if you are wondering where I am or why I am gone it is because the religious community choose to exclude me. I do think situations sometimes exist where one group of people is excluded to make another happy-and that is life-and we should just admit it. And lying to people who are being excluded and constantly talking about inclusion only adds to the pain. Those of us who have been excluded know it. Being gaslighted like this about it is toxic and I've chosen to take a step away from this toxic environment.   


Monday, January 30, 2023

We should build urban housing for singles, not families.

 Honestly, there is a lot that drives me crazy about urbanism right now.   But perhaps number one is the desire so many have to build for people who don't want to live in cities, while ignoring those that do.   

Our priority should be building small units that are a few hundred square feet at most.   And we should be building them until the minimum wage fast food worker can afford to live blocks from where they work, if the worker so desires.   

Urbanists are constantly talking about building housing and building larger units for families while ignoring the more needed and desired housing for singles.   At this point, this is a huge mistake and I'm going to list several reasons why.   

Number one: Most families don't want to live in cities.    Even those that want to usually want houses and cars anyways.  

And I would also add, even when families buy/rent units in multi-floor buildings most do not stay.    And it isn't simply a matter of space or doing what everyone else is doing.   There are much larger issues of discrimination.   In particular, micro-aggressions that skirt the laws supposed to protect families.   And realistically, even outside of your own housing people tend to be less tolerant of children in cities and the spaces for children are much nicer in the suburbs.   

A lot of urbanists with families who advocate for families to live in cities don't live in high rises; they live in houses (including duplexes/rowhouses).   But these are honestly, the type of properties that make it harder for others to be able to afford housing.   You just can't fit enough of these, even if they are zero lot, into a city to get everyone who wants to live in a city into one.    

Given this is the type of housing most families want; and I don't blame them given COVID, neighbors who demand silence walking down a hall, etc, many of these families when they can't afford a million dollar townhouse end up moving to a suburb instead.   

Number two: Most singles do want to live in cities.  But many can't afford to.   And many want to or will live car-free.  

And this is the real tragedy.   Singles having to live in places with poor quality transit or no transit due to housing costs.  Examples would include singles living with their parents.  Or if we use dc as an example, commuting into urban areas from places such as Annandale, Alexandria or even further out like Manassas, etc.   Basically, commuting in from places where they can get an affordable place to live.     Then they drive into cities to work and then we hear the "but we have to have parking for workers".    No, what we really need to do is building housing for workers in locations that allow then to walk, bike or take transit to work.  

And I will add the vast majority of people I know who live in studios in urban areas don't own cars.   

Number three: Families don't usually occupy the large units anyways.   And the people who live in them usually have cars.    

My experience is that these units that are so called being built for families with kids are rarely occupied by families with kids.   And if you include families with more than one kid the rareness drops even further.   My experience is that these larger units are mostly occupied by two groups of people: roommates or singles/couples who have a lot of stuff-particularly older couples.   

The roommate situations are probably not much different in terms of usage to smaller units.  But individual units are probably better given the endless COVID situation.   And given the endless COVID situation more people are opting out of roommate situations, even if that equals living in a studio or basement apartment further out.   

However, individuals/couples in larger units when there aren't enough smaller units definitely take away from getting a larger number of people into cities.    On top of that, people who can afford these larger units tend to have money.   And from my experience most of them also tend to have vehicles (and in a number of cases SUVs or pick-ups), even if they sometimes walk, bike or use transit.   But most of them drive at least somewhat frequently too.   They partially take advantage of city living, but also bring something of the suburban lifestyle into the city.   

I have also gotten let's build all of this.   Well, thanks to the poor COVID response, we have a lack of workers, a lack of building materials and even if we didn't this isn't tinker toys.   It actually takes time to build housing and only so much can up so fast.   Choices have to be made.   

These are not just things in my head or theories.   They come from 15+ years of living in numerous condos and apartments and 5+ years of living in a condo with a family until finally giving up on urbanism and moving to a suburban house...but that is a story for another time...you can also read some of it here-  Kaufman Green Books and Guides: Urbanism and how not listening to female voices hurts it.

About the author: Rachelle Kaufman is a YIMBY with life experience around housing.   She is also a mother, gardener, and author of a number of books.   For more info on her books please visit Amazon.com: Rachelle Kaufman: Books, Biography, Blog, Audiobooks, Kindle 

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Roasted Potatoes

1 Large Baking Tray
About 3 TBS canola or olive oil
About 1/2 tsp paprika 
About 1/2 tsp garlic powder
About 1/2 tsp salt
24 oz package baby potato medley washed with peels left on cut in half

Preheat oven to 425 degrees.  Amounts do not have to be exact or measured out in advance and will vary based on the size of your tray.   Coat the bottom of the pan in oil (a bit more than greasing, but not drenched either).  Then sprinkle the tray with paprika, garlic powder, and salt.  Cut potatoes in half (these should be small potatoes of no more than two inches).  Remove any eyes on the potato, brown/black spots, and/or green areas.   Place the potatoes with the non-peel side down on the tray.   Takes about 30 minutes to cook.   Check at around 20.   

Roasted Potatoes

Rachelle Kaufman is the author of several books.  She hasn't written a cookbook as of yet and doesn't know if she will.  But she has written the awesome vegan fiction novel: Bubble Burst: The Truth About the Dairy Farm.  

And don't forget to check out my other recipes!   








Monday, January 9, 2023

2023 Update About Kaufman Green Books and Guides

 We are now sadly approaching the 3 years of the COVID pandemic.   For lots of reasons, too many to list in this post, this has not been an easy time for me.   I know that I am not alone in this.   I am sure for some of you it has been even harder than for me.   

The good news is that I am approaching a point where I now have a bit more time to work on my books and blog.   But with a global pandemic with no end date things have to change.    Businesses have to adapt to the new reality and not pretend like it is 2019 again.   On that note, the types of books you are going to see is going to change.   

  • Guide books are going to focus on my knowledge of at home hobbies, most likely starting with gardening.   
  • Expect more fiction books.  We need healthy escapes that don't endanger our health!    There is currently one in the works aimed at elementary and middle school aged kids.   
  • Expect more trivia books.    The other half of world geography book is back in the works after a break from writing books.    
  • Expect more language books.   
  • I am also still working on a book about children's health and car centered lifestyles and car centered design.   Although, this book has been in the works for a while and has evolved over time.   
Most of my titles are still available for sale.   Links and descriptions with updates below for a few and a link to the rest.   

If you would like to see the rest of my books Amazon.com: Rachelle Kaufman: books, biography, latest update.    The rest are mostly travel books.   I'll admit some are a bit outdated, but have left them up for those interested.   I know some people also enjoy older guidebooks, because it is interesting to see how things have changed!   There is also An American Jew in Budapest which is mini-book about my travel experiences, rather than a guidebook.   

Anyway, hope you have enjoyed this update and found it helpful.   And maybe even found something to read!   

*As of the writing of this post.    Prices may change.   







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